Like many youths growing up in the late 80s/early 90s with a surfeit of spare time and a lack of basic social skills, I devoted a ridiculous amount of time to reading Archie comics. And if you did too then you know the undeniable truth: Riverdale USA is a mecca for teenage boys. It was artist Dan Decarlo's heyday, and all the girls (except poor Big Ethel) were top shelf. His lovingly rendered females gave hope to boys everywhere - someplace, you would think, there are girls like this.One of my favorites was Tina, the punk rock girl who appeared for only one story ("Out Of The Ordinary" in "Archie" Issue 354, January 1988). The whole premise of the story is Archie goes through increasingly bizarre costumes to try and win a date with Tina, a new girl in town. It turns out she moves again before he has a chance to succeed, but not before Reggie gets a mohawk in an attempt to beat Archie's time. It also has this great line by Miss Grundy:

Anywho, here's some drawings of Tina by the masterful Dan Decarlo:



Top shelf, as always.












